TWENTY WHATS:

[1] What hair color would you like to have? octarine
[2] What is your middle name? don't really have one
[3] What is your current relationship status? i have a constant, tea-fueled nuisance
[4] What makes you happy? movies, hilarity, other people's pain
[5] What is your current mood? tired yet content
[6] What color underwear are you wearing? black
[7] What is your eye color? blue
[8] What song is stuck in your head? sex on fire by kings of leon, thanks to micheal mcintyre
[9] What are you eating/drinking at the moment? not a thing, which is unusual
[10] What color are your bed sheets? i frankly couldn't care less
[11] What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? that's awful intrusive, isn't it, survey? i'm on to your identity-thieving ways, shame on you!
[12] What is the most important part of your life? the waking part
[13] What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? drumming, better than years of therapy
[14] What should you be doing? fuck all, thankfuklly
[15] What is the wallpaper on your cell phone? the dog creature
[16] What were you doing at 8 a.m. this morning? reading men at arms, considering getting ready for work
[17] What were you doing 30 minutes ago? watching QI, gotta love that stephen fry
[18] What is the best ice cream flavor? very much digging caramel choo-choo these days
[19} What are you wearing right now? dirty survey! wouldn't you like to know?...basically i'm wearing various articles of reject clothing i put on when i really couldn't be arsed
[20] What is your birthstone? pointless...?

FIVE WHERES:

[21] Where is your profile picture taken? back in dhulaigh, raheny, *sniff*, i'll miss that "canteen"...
[22] Where are you right now? the room connected to the kitchen we've never really had a name for
[23] Where is your favorite vacation spot? dunno yet
[24] Where is one place you want to visit before you die? gawrsh, i dunno
[25] Where were you born? rotunda, i think

THIRTY DO'S:

[26] Do you act differently around your crush? i don't think so, but i've never really paid all that much attention
[27] Do you speak any other language? bits of several
[28] Do you still watch kiddy tv shows? occasionally
[29] Do you like to travel by plane? sure, why not, beats swimming
[30] Do you know the muffin man? i fraternise not with purveyors of demonic pastries! begone!
[31] Do you hate anyone right now? aw man, i'm a big ol' bubbling ball o' hate, it's part of my charm
[32] Do you ever wish you were someone else? why would i? i'm a winner!
[33] Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for? no, i just pump her full of tea and hit her with sticks, like a pinata
[34] Do you celebrate your half-birthday? that's no big achievement
[35] Do you think you are a good person? i'm pretty okay i reckon
[36] Do you have a tan line? i do not, i avoid the sun altogether, it works for me
[37] Do you eat healthy? god no
[38] Do you like someone right now? i like lotsa people
[39] Do you have a dog? yep yep, she's a monster with infinite energy and infinite affection
[40] Do you have plans tonight? go to sleep in a while
[41] Do you have any friends on facebook that you actually hate? i have no friends on facebook full-stop
[42] Do you miss your past? nah, i look to the future!
[43] Do you want children? nah, i already have a pet
[44] Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? i drive through the fast food place and hit the staff!
[45] Do you try to blend in with the crowd, or prefer to stand out? depends on the situation
[46] Do you have any old calendars in your room? nah, one of the few things i don't hoarde
[47] Do you miss anyone? i miss my animation peeps
[48] Do you play an instrument? drums, i likes drums
[49] Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot? gotta say yeah
[50] Do you like the snow? i spose so, got no beef with snow
[51] Do you need to pee? not right now
[52] Do you believe EXes can be friends? of course, otherwise, why the hell were you with them in the first place?
[53] Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk? depends on the proposed use for said milk
[54] Do you get nervous in front of crowds? a spose a bit
[55] Do you get good grades? depending on the situation

FIVE IFS:

[56] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a snake, just to see what it's like
[57] If you could have 3 superpowers what would they be? telekinesis, pyrokinesis, lazer eyes
[58] If you could cheat on a test, would you? nah, what's the point?
[59] If you could have one wish, what would it be for? bleh, no idea
[60] If you could go back in time and change the past, would you? nah, causality, grandfather paradoxes, too much FUCKING HASSLE!

TEN HAVES:

[61] Have you ever had a near death experience? yeah, sat beside him on the bus once, it was awesome
[62] Have you ever fired a gun? nothing better than an air rifle
[63] Have you ever had your heart broken? beaten like a punching bag, but not broken
[64] Have you ever been out of the country? a few times
[65] Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? do you realise who you're talking to?
[66] Have you felt sad in the past week? not really
[67] Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? yeah, a few times
[68] Have you ever dated someone younger than you? yeah, i'm such a whore
[69] Have you ever completely flunked a test? oh yeah, loads of times, once or twice on purpose
[70] Have you ever gotten a detention? more times than i've actually ATTENDED detention

FIFTEEN MISCELLANEOUS:

[71] Why did you get a facebook page? i did not
[72] Why did your parents give you the name you have? named after my two dead grandads
[73] Will you talk to the person you like tonight? just did not a moment ago!
[74] Are you any good at math? duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................
[75] Name someone with the same birthday as you? nobody interesting!
[76] Name someone who made you smile today? various people in work
[77] Name something you don’t leave the house without? mp3 player
[78] Name the person that you have been friends with the longest? the mccabe, long-term bromance going on there...16 years now, i believe
[79] Is anyone jealous of you? i can't imagine why they would be
[80] Does the future scare you? nah, bring it on
[81] Does your crush like you back? it'd be kinda awkward if she didn't
[82] How did you get one of your scars? life-threatening surgery when i was a little'n
[83] Are you a morning person or a night person? totally night person, morning is not my friend
[84] Is your phone close to you? unnaturally close
[85] Can you curl your tongue? yep

FIFTEEN THE LAST…:

[86] Movie you watched? dawn of the dead 2004
[87] Person you hugged? my sister, i think
[88] Person you talked to on the phone? eh...................can't remember
[89] Person you texted? ste...i think
[90] Person you kissed? yo momma!!! (i was due a yo momma joke by now)
[91] Person you sent a comment/message on facebook? eh, nobody?
[92] Song you listened to? the joss stone song on the special k ad
[93] Time you cried? when i watched the green mile a coupla weeks ago...poor john coffey
[94] Time you were on a plane? been a while now
[95] Person you said “I love you” to? yo....momma...?
[96] Place you went out to eat? McD's, after work the other day
[97] Person who worried about you? i dunno, ask them
[98] Time you were told you were beautiful/handsome/good looking? does sexy count, because my manager called me that today, what can i say?, guy has good taste
[99] Time you were sick? dunno really
[100] Thing you drank? coke
[101] Thing you ate? a big ol' plate o' pasta